Egy balesettel indult az egész. A most 33 éves Claire 2015 hálaadásán a bátyját látogatta meg Kansas City-ben, ahol jó szokása szerint beiktatott egy futást is. És láss csodát: véletlenül pénisz alakban haladt a város utcáin!

Ezzel meg is született a @dick_run_claire nevű insta, ahol elkezdte akkurátusan dokumentálni a szándékosan a férfi nemi szerv alakját követő útvonalait.

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What up Chicago! Glad I got to sneak out to get a “handle” on my surroundings ? . This was a cold and snowy ❄️ run (just flurries), but it was much needed after a day of sitting on a plane and sitting in meetings. AND I found a Crossfit box for the morning ? Oh also if you want a good laugh, swipe ⬅️⬅️… I tried out Strava to track this #dickrun but as it turns out, Nike and MapMyRun are better for this specific task ??? HAPPY MONDAY YOU GUYS. . . . . . #nevermissamonday #chitown #chicago #runchicago #nikerunning #nikerunclub #beatyesterday #minimalistrunning #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun

A post shared by Claire ??‍♀️?? (@dick_run_claire) on Nov 12, 2018 at 5:31pm PST

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a… #DICKRUN ! ?✈️? GOOD MORNING ATLANTA! ??? So this trip is much shorter than I originally thought and I don’t get to do all the fun things you guys told me about BUT I at least got to run by all of them this morning … CNN HQ (fake news!), Mercedes Benz Stadium, College Football Hall of Fame ?, Georgia State University ?, Coca Cola HQ ?, the Aquarium ? & the Skyview ? … plus lots of other cute little downtown views. AND I got two high-fives ?? on the run so basically I love Atlanta and I can’t wait to come back. . . . . . #tuesdaymotivation #travel #runatl #runatlanta #beatyesterday #minimalistrunning #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #halfmarathontraining #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #beachbody #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun

A post shared by Claire ??‍♀️?? (@dick_run_claire) on Sep 25, 2018 at 6:15am PDT

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You can see the potential for details on the balls on this one, right? ⚽️?⚾️? I gave it the good ol’ college try but I seriously have ZERO energy, the second I started running I was dragging myself along. It may have been the 16lbs of candy I consumed before leaving the office ???Definitely gonna give this dude another go around one day when I’m not being a lazy POS. . . . . . . . #runaddict #instarunners #runnerspace #instafit #runchat #wearetherunners #runhappy #womensrunningcommunity #dickrun #noexcuses #runnerslife #runnersofinstagram #instafit #justdoit #betterthanyesterday #motivation #challengeyourself #runner #runnergirl

A post shared by Claire ??‍♀️?? (@dick_run_claire) on Jul 26, 2018 at 3:18pm PDT

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There’s a lot of positives about my vacation from now until Jan 2 – but the biggest is that I have tons of free time to #dickrun ???‍♀️ HAPPY FRIYAY YOU GUYS. – – – – – – PS- my legs are so sore from Wednesday still, and this run was pretty hilly (100+ feet gains / mile)…. I had to WORK the last .25 mile to bring my pace sub 10 ?? and literally barely made it hah . . . . . . #nobullproject #friyay #fridaymotivation #happyfriday #vacationmode #beatyesterday #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun

A post shared by Claire ??‍♀️?? (@dick_run_claire) on Dec 14, 2018 at 10:08am PST

Időközben megjöttek a kérések a női nemiszerv iránt is.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER…. THE TWAT TROT ??? Thanks @axel_s03 for joining me on this historic maiden voyage. Today is a great day for womankind. Happy #sundayrunday you guys. (PS swipe ⬅️⬅️ for my awesome @brookeence shirt I wore for this one ? … it was the perfect shirt for this) . . . . . . #dickrun #twattrot #runners #running #runaddict #runchat #runhappy #womensrunningcommunity #instafit #instarunners #runnerspace #runnerslife #igrunners #justdoit #motivation #runnergirl #iloverunning

A post shared by Claire ??‍♀️?? (@dick_run_claire) on Jul 15, 2018 at 9:35am PDT

Érdemes bekövetni Claire-t mert állítólag hamarosan jön a cici is! :O